Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 5

Mama I wanna Sing:

Cyn and Chrissy are besties now? Puhleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Now Cyn wants to record a break up song? #makeitstop Like wtf? Can I get in the studio too?

Chrissy sitting here distracting us with her extra long tiddays! #tragic

Anyway so now she’s seeking advice to launch her singing career? I swear this chick is gonna do anything now to stay relevant. The breakup with her and Mena should have been her exit off of the show but noOoo! Ugh

Labor Pains:

Fresh from the islands, Peter Gunz wack ass shows up to the hospital tellin lies to Amina. I mean as if the chick didn't have enough stress going on during her pregnancy he just had to add a little more. C’mon man like what he had to say about his conversation with Tara really couldn't wait until the baby was born? Like really? He’s an idiot. Amina sure knows how to pick em. Still no sympathies for her though. She’s feeling allll of karma’s wrath and then some. Hopefully that sweet lil baby will be exempt to their bs.

We need a resolution:

Chrissy apologizes for bum rushing Chink's studio session. Then she expresses her issues about trust.

Ummm this man is still married and she’s talking about trust issues. Her issues are way deeper than trust. #fixitjeezus Then to add insult to injury she wants to have a baby with the same man that’s still married and who she can’t trust 100%. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy? These people make me sick. Like if you choose to entertain this foolishness in your own life cool. By all means do what you do. But you wanna go and add an innocent child to the equation. #freakingenius

So in a desperate attempt to start a family with a married man she stops taking the pill without Chink's knowledge. OH! You can’t force someone to be with you. You can’t force them to have a baby with you. I mean I get it…she’s damn near menopausal so she wants to have a baby before her eggs are fried but clearly dude ain’t with it. Sn: Does Chink remind you of MLK in the face? LMAOOOOOOOO

Ok  now back to Chrissy’s dream...

She really set herself up for all of this mess. She needs to leave this married man alone and keep it moving. She’ll get better results going to the bank…sperm bank that is!!

#CreepLife:

Cisco is all over the place. #baggageonfleek #mommyissues

From L.A. to ATL to NYC he’s running around here with these silly broads. Really ladies? This man is beyond cornty!!!

[Insert BM]

Damn Cisco ain't shhht. I’m glad his children’s mother can see through his crap. All those apologies went right out of the window after she peeped game. OMG I hate when people who act like this Cisco think they are entitled to tell someone else how to live their life. Like really? Dude is sleeping around on you…in a relationship with several women meanwhile telling you just what you need to hear to make you stay put. You finally come to your senses and attempt to move on and he threatens you about bringing other men around your children?????? That absolute nerve!!!!!! #wherethefckisIyanla

Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 5