Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 2

Oh my lordt. Did y'all see this episode? It was pure insanity!!! I know I know I'm late with the review but I had things going on like Christmas ya know lol Anyway lemme get on with it.

Let’s Get Married….Sike

 

I knew Yandy wasn’t having that makeshift wedding Mendeecee came up with. However I still feel like they could have gotten married and planned out a wedding upon their return.

Black Buddafly…

Please spread your wings and fly already Amina. This whole situation she got herself in got real, real quick. Karma is a bish. She isn’t all confident like she used to be all throwing her marriage up in folks face like she did last season. Life has a way of making you have several seats. She found that out the hard way.

I get it she doesn’t have a lot of friends and no family in the states but who the hell came up with her and Mena being BFFs? Lordt please help this poor child, screwed.

And just when you thought matters couldn’t get any worse this Peter Gunz piece of shit stands her up for the pregnancy photos. Mannnn if that wasn't a kick to the stomach? #nopunintended

Like how don’t you know where ya husband is for a whole week? In real life Mrs. Pankey? Peter got you out here lookin like a single mother and shit. #whatgoesaroundcomesbackaround

That last scene was just sad. Got you sitting across the street by ya damn self? Stood up by ya own damn husband?

Did y’all see the look on the son’s face when she walked up and interrupted the family brunch? Pure comedy!!!!

Lez Be Honest…

I’m sick of these two. Will they just break up already? Their forced lesbo antics are way too obvious. Anddddd if I have to hear Cyn say Urrrrrrica one more time I might scream. That shit is soOoo annoying.

Mena is out here living the single life on Instagram while Cyn is acting like she didn’t know she was trash. #girlbye
That bullshit scene in the middle of the street was just dumb.

 

[Insert Chrissy]

Omg this lady is so wack. She is starting to remind me of Tacky Jackie from Basketball Wives. I can’t take her seriously nor can I take the fact that Cyn is taking her seriously. She’s always talking about loyalty. This bish didn’t hold Mena down when this lady flat out said she was an escort. She should have snatched that lady’s wig back about her gf. This shit is so fake ughhhh

Then that “fight”! Zzzzzzzzzzz

And did y’all see Chrissy dip off in the ASTRO Van? Ahahahahahahaaaaaa
We peeped that bish….you ain’t low! LMAOOOOO

Bish whet…?

This situationship that Diamond and Cisco are in makes me want to vomit. Diamond’s thirst level is at i.v. status right now. This bish is clearly dehydrated.

I have so many questions:

1.) How have you been with someone 2 years and not know where they lived?

2.) How do you move all the way across the USA and ya man says you’re gonna be staying with his “friend”? She should have called Delta then for that one way home. Silly bish

Then ya own mama comes and kicks knowledge and she still isn’t listening. Damn shame. Mama knows what’s up. Mrs. Rosado? TUHHHHHH Good luck with that one LOL

She doesn’t know where he man stays. The sexing him in the backseat of the car like some $2 hoe. O_o
Then you got this moron Cisco talking about he still  has TRUST ISSUES; he’s not ready for a long term relationship?????? HUH? After 2 yrs of wasting her time??? OH!!!

Efff that tho…did this bish just say that the DOG she’s mentioned a few times over the course of 2 years is actually her DAUGHTER?

What in the entire fckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk? I wanted to throw my damn remote. WTF is wrong with these people on these shows? Mona sure knows how to pick em. WHOA
That was a new low. Listen here it makes me sick to my stomach that someone can not only lie and hide their child for the sake of a damn man but she called the baby a DOG. This bish is insane!!!!! I'm convinced she's on that same good good shit her dad was sniffing!  #canceldathoeforreal

 

Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 2