Love & Hip Hop NYC Season 5 Episode 1

SoOoo the NYC series of Love and Hip Hop returned last night. I must say this episode was mediocre at best. From the season preview though looks like things will escalate quickly...soOo of course I'll be watching!!!

Home coming…

Awwww I was actually happy to see Yandy and Mendeecees reunite!
When the lil one saw his dad omg it was soooo cute. Made me tear up a lil! That scene was so sweet.
[SN: I know y’all saw Yandy’s baby bump. I know she didn't announce it to her beau yet but let’s be real I know he sees it.]
I loved his lil surprise getaway! Yandy goes hard for that man. I’m happy he appreciates her and reciprocates that love.
The whole Vegas wedding idea was cute but I’m with Yandy...Pause!!! I Guess we'll see what happens with that next week. Mendeecees tryin to set up those conjugal visits EARLY tho!!! LMAO

Pillow talk with Erica and Syn…

Awww breakfast in bed. How romantical? First of all I couldn't get past Syn fake sleeping. lmao They need to quit it! They are so phony can’t wait til Bow Wow comes in and we don’t have to watch them anymore!

Dysfunctional Family...

Amina and her sperm donor, Dirty Feets Gunz.  Congrats…it’s a GIRL! Let us pray she doesn't have to go through any of the sh*t her mother is going through. Amina wants it to be “different”! After 8 babies???? Good luck with boo boo!

[Insert Tara]

Oh goodness she’s training with Yandy’s creep ass trainer from last season! LOL
Ummm they still haven’t explained to the kids that papa is a rolling stone? Damn yo. Tara is obviously still charred by the whole ordeal and rightfully so. Man this is some bs and this mofo has the nerve to still try to feel up on her. Omggggggg he’s freaking scum. The dysfunction is real!!!

Distant Lovers feat Diamond and Cisco…

Diamond Strawberry? Lordt that nose job is just wretched. #choppedandscrewed  [SN: Did y’all see Mama Strawberry’s face too? Damn whatever doctor they went to f*cked them up #fixitjeezus]
Anyway...So far I’m seeing a trend here. Chicks moving all over the country leaving their kids behind to be with a man. Ummm wtf? Lordt please save the babies.
And then this Cisco dude….ummm wasn't he just dating ex Basketball Wife, Jennifer Williams? He said that he's been dating Strawberry for 2 yrs? Hmmm something isn't adding up. He seems like a smooth talker. Don’t ask, don’t tell? Wtf is that? Diamond sounds like a secret to me. #noneofmybiztho
So after that iffy convo they had about her moving she decides to up and do it anyway. Ugh When will they learn?
Then you have this “I’m the King in NY” sh*t Cisco is talkin in the next scene, while sitting up kissing on the next chick. Shhhht looks like Diamond has fallen for the okie doke. SMFH

Bad bishes Only feat. Chrissy…

***rolling my eyes***
This lady here y’all!!!! She is way too old to be so turnt up like this! She’s trying way too hard. It’s annoying!
Then this Chink guy. Ummm They’re together and he’s married. He’s “been separated" and yet still hasn't gotten a divorce…hmm sounds familiar. We’ll see what happens with this. They’re so cornty!!!!!

[Insert  Dollaz]

Rick comes to Chrissy looking for bad bishes!
Wayment did this chick say the “baddest bishes that ever touched the streets of NY”???????? HUH?????? The same bishes sitting on the couch with her? Na can’t be!!!! Umm yeah they look badddddd! Just terrible!!! #girlbyeeeeeeeee Rick better be looking elsewhere!
I’m sorry I can’t take this lady seriously!
Then the liquor models audition. Can we say sexual harassment? She was just so over the top. Omg!

[Insert Erica]

That scene was soOoo lame. Did you notice how when the scene started Chrissy was damn near in Mena’s face but kept backing up the more she spoke. Just enough so security could get in between them. Zzzzzzzzz Mena an escort? Maybe! But did she work for Chrissy? Sounds like a reachhhhhhhh! Not buying it just yet!

Love & Hip Hop Season 5 Episode 1