Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Episode 1

SoOOoOo...

Here it is folks without further adieu the Hollywood edition of Love and Hip Hop. I guess the NYC series wasn't pulling in enough coins for Mona so she decided to take it to the West Coast. 

From the preview alone it looked a little weak! LOL After watching though I think we may have something here!!

Anyway let's get to it....

Teairra Mari and Hazel-E:

Looking at Teairra's boobs made me forget she had a career. You diddd that girl!!! LOL

Anyway who knew anything about her 9 year relationship stint with Ray J?? I heard they were together in recent years but nothing about that much history. He's been with everyone and their mama during those same years so I'm trying to do the math and that one just isn't adding up. Side chick or.....? #noneofmybiztho

Hazel who? Chile that beak though lawd hammercie! That's all I got for now!

Morgan and Ray J:

Ray J is such a narcissist! Not taking away from his talent because I loves me some Ray but mannnnnn. He knows damn well there will be no good in inviting both his ex and the new girlfriend to mix and mingle.

This Morgan chick seems to have his best interest trying to warn him and all. Of course in true Ray J fashion he can't resist opening the door to drama.

Omarion and Apryl:

I actually like them together. She's cute. A little ratchet though but I like her.

Hopefully they all can learn to get along for the betterment of the baby and not for Omarion! (Side-eye @ his self appointed "king" status)

Mama O:

Lawd this lady has an attitude. I wasn't ready. Now I'm all for Omarion taking care of his mother. He's made enough coins for his mother to never want again for anything. But he's starting his own family now and she needs to realize that there is room for two leading ladies. Move over lady!!!

Soulja Boy and Nia:

I'm sorry but I'm not here for no damn Soulja Boy. How can any grown woman take him seriously??? Everything about his screams little boy! And ummm wasn't he just hugged up on another reality show with his ex Diamond? Ummm yeah good luck with that Nia.

Moving in....

Runnnn Nia don't do it! He isn't ready to play house. And then you want him to play daddy too? Girl bye!

SN: Where the hell is his lavish mansion that we saw on MTV Cribs? His money is looking funny! #noneofmybiztho

Teairra Mari and Ray J:

Whoa whoa whoa who knew Teairra was such a nut?

While I get it...you put your all into someone and it doesn't work out. It hurts however don't beat the man up. Non violent non violent lady lol At the end of the day there is no room for friendship when you can't control your feelings.
"Might sock her in the face?" 

For what though? Gotta chill! #bananacreampie

The party....

LOL I knew everything was gonna go left when this chile said she needed a "check"! Ohhhhh

Then you wanna add drinks to the equation ok...well here we go!!! 0 to 100!!!

Meanwhile I didn't like Princess off rip...she's childish as hell!!! Whatever Teairra had in her bag, whether it be "coochie cream" or not, that was not the time or place to disclose that information. Her antics were very high-school lunch-ish! #growup 

While I don't condone violence I wasn't mad that she got a few punches and drinks tossed in her direction.

Lil Fizz and Moniece:

Ummm so of course we all know who Fizz is but I took the liberty to google Miss Moniece and Google said who? I'm gon need to see receipts for those singer, song writer credits boo!

SooOo sex toys? Ummm yes we've seen this before. I ain't even mad. Good luck to her with that. Hopefully it gets her off the couch.

There's something about her though. She's way to calm and quiet. Gotta watch those. I'm sure that restraining order was much needed lol

The talk....

Lil Fizz was on 100 off the rip. She's supposed to be the crazy one but she was calm as hell, voice wasn't raised or anything. I'm sure there is more to the story that will be revealed in future episodes but right now I'm still waiting to see what makes her a banana cream pie according to Fizz. LOL

With that said...looking forward to the season. So far it has my interest. Let's see if this continues.

What do you think? Will you be watching?

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Episode 1
-video courtesy of Yardie